yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
what day is it and did you see me today?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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