you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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