He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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