i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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