I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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