guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
