Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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