i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
try to milk me bitch
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