Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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