i don't like sucking hair
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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