He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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