I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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