thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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