But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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