i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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