And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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