I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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