i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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