Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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