Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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