let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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