JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
When did angry sex become our thing?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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