The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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