"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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