the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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