Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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