he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
