What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We had to coat check the pizza.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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