so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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