4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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