This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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