i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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