I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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