dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
