Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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