Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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