I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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