Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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