At least make sure they are 18
Why
I didn't shave. On purpose
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You ruined the universe
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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