Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Randomize
