Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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