Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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