This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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