normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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