i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
