Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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