yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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