The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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