You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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