I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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